C'mon ... Where's My Comme Des Garcons?

Seriously -- I've been waiting since Thursday...I thought it was coming from freaking neighbor state Arizona. THIS is completely analogous to waiting to see if I can get that Sales & Order Administrator position I applied for Thursday, the very same day the I ordered CDG.  Funny thing is like that CDG scent, I don't really know whether that Sales & Order Administrator position - will complement me.  

CDG sounds good on paper -

"...cardomom, cinnamon, nutmeg, clover, black pepper, clove, nutmeg, honey, floral notes, amber, labdanum, cedar, sandlalwood pepper, clove..."

S&O Adminstrator sounds good on paper -

"Administer the order approval and entry process utilizing Salesforce.com and Oracle Service Contracts.  Assist in planning and organizing marketing and sales activities which may include offsite events and meetings.  Assist with various projects - including sourcing lead lits, identifying new markets, etc."

Smelling/Doing is a whole other thing... 

Why do I hate waiting for the unknown?